metallickah: unrealthings: batreaux: this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda* #Bed Bath and Bolsheviks #communism works on paper but not on tile or marble
makeitzayn: because i am a girl i don’t have the luxury of eating a banana in public without breaking it into pieces
agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad. how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your...
strictlyteen: If i had a dollar for everytime i thought about you, I’d start thinking about you.
Indeed, the idea of ‘winning the girl’ – of overcoming female objections or...– The Creepiness Question (via notemily)
Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?